Sexually Attracted To My Paddle Performance Tee

I'm sexually attracted to my pickleball paddle.

If your heart races at the sight of that sleek, smooth surface and those tantalizingly bouncy balls, then this shirt is your soulmate!

• 100% premium polyester
• Fabric weight: 0.12 oz/yd² (4 g/m²)
• Soft, moisture-wicking fabric
• Fade and snag resistant
• Relaxed fit
• UPF44+ protection
• Reinforced shoulder seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti and Mexico

Important: This product is available in the United States only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product. 

Disclaimers:
• Please note that the prints on the t-shirt may have variations in texture and appearance. This is due to a natural byproduct of the printing process called glycol, a nearly-clear glossy substance that may give the print a shinier appearance where present. Glycol is water-soluble/miscible, so washing the garment will easily remove it.
• Due to the heat press used in the printing process, there may be some shading around the print area on darker-colored t-shirts. We recommend washing the garment to help mitigate any temporary color changes caused by the heat press.